How To Make Love Like A Porn Star

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Do not judge the book by its cover.   Yes dahlings, sometimes i don’t, most of the time i do.   This time i judge it by the title.   Don’t get me wrong, i’m not a sex guru and i don’t intend to be one. Besides, what can a book teach you that a video can’t?

Hold your horses, don’t be too quick to judge. I just find it amusing and i so love the quote and the salty line reminding me that once in a while i’m so human falling into the trap of judging people by how they look or what they say. Truly, we assess our relationships and judge people by our expectations. And most of the time we failed.

Just like me failing you when you read this, realizing that this post has nothing to do in giving you tips on how to make love like a porn star. So next time thou shall not judge the post by its title because it’s not a book. πŸ™‚

 

 

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46 thoughts on “How To Make Love Like A Porn Star

    1. Thanks for sharing that wonderful thought Chithra. but if you really want real tips, you can read that book by Jenna Jameson with the same title. It’s an autobiography of a porn star, very entertaining and yes a lot of lessons you’ll never expect to learn from a memoir of a porn star.

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  1. Hahaha, you got me too! πŸ™‚
    But you got me thinking! Does a man consider “making love” like a porn star or “having sex” like a porn star? As you know, I’m a romantic and I don’t think that book will give me any good tip. For some reason, I can’t connect porn with love. (And of course I’m judging the book by the title!) πŸ˜€

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    1. hahaha, making love out of nothing at all if you do it like a porn star i guess. πŸ™‚

      Well having sex and making love is different but sometimes they feel the same, oops sometimes not always. πŸ™‚

      You are right porn is never equal to love. However some people love porn.

      Oh never mind, i’m not a sex guru, just a crazy weird person who have nothing better to say, so i just use a quote and turn it into a crazy blog post. πŸ™‚ Thanks Paola for making me think.

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